Wednesday 27 June 2007

Old Mr and Mrs Spencer

They didnt have a maid or anything, they always opened the door themselves. They didnt have much dough. Mrs Spencer was sort of deaf. 'How have you been' i knew right away old spencer'd told her i'd been kicked.

Me

I'm am quite a heavy smoker, they made me cut it out. I grew six and a half inches last year thats how I practically got t.b. and came out here for all these god damn checkups and stuff. I'm pretty healthy though. It was that afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disapearing everytime you crossed a road.

School

I go to pencey prep, it has a good academic rating, i got kick out because i was flunking four subjects except english.
Old spencer (my history teacher) old thurmer (headteacher)

Fencing


I was suposed to be at the football game with saxon hall, if old pencey didnt win you were suposed to commit suicide or something.

I was the god damn manager of the fencing team. I left the foils and equipment and stuff on the goddam subway.

Chapter 1 D.B.

D.B. he's my brother and all. He's in hollywood. He just got a jaguar. One of those little english jobs that can do two hundered miles an hour. He writes short stories, the best one is the secret goldfish. Now he's in hollywood being a prostitute.