Ernie's

Even though it was late Ernie’s was packed full of prep school jerks and college jerks. Ernie was playing the piano. You should’ve heard the crowd. It was very phoney- I mean him being such a snob and all. I felt sort of sorry for him when he was finished. They finally got me this stinking table. It was one of those tiny tables that if people at the next table don’t get up to let you by. I ordered a scotch and soda, which is my favourite drink, next to frozen Daiquiris. I was surrounded by jerks. At this other table there as this funny looking girl and funny looking boy. He was telling her abut his pro football game he’d seen that afternoon. And you could tell she wasn’t interested. She was even funnier looking than he was. Real ugly girls have it tough. I feel so sorry for them sometimes. Sometimes I cant even look at them.